Tag: ladyoflove
member name: Amy H.
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November 16, 2008 11:49 PM EST --
Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine. . . .
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November 16, 2008 11:58 PM EST --
Author Unknown
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will . . .
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November 17, 2008 12:07 AM EST --
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
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If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
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November 18, 2008 10:37 PM EST --
A child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow." . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:38 PM EST --
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:40 PM EST --
One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, "Why are you . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:41 PM EST --
Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, I'm to instill . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:45 PM EST --
Four Sophomores
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, mid-terms, and labs, etc., that each had an "A" . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:49 PM EST --
Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes:
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:52 PM EST --
Kids are asked questions about marriage...and, OH! how they answered!!
How do you decide who to marry?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she . . .
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November 18, 2008 10:55 PM EST --
Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the . . .
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November 18, 2008 11:00 PM EST --
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs . . .
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November 18, 2008 11:03 PM EST --
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a user was using ... not even a mouse;
The programs were hung from the bugs in their code,
In hopes that a guru . . .
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November 18, 2008 11:08 PM EST --
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On the twelfth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,
12 reasons to cancel,
11 channels not working,
10 hours without mail,
9 frozen chat rooms, . . .
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January 03, 2009 12:33 AM EST --
Ok Doc you ask for it... Here ya go
Doc
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December 15, 2008 02:52 AM EST --
I have been playing this instant win game for weeks. Over 20,000 prizes. I won a 50.00 gift card! Yippieee!!!!!!!
Now go try your luck! Click here
Grand Prize: (59 . . .
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December 09, 2008 11:45 AM EST --
Ok I am not really good at writing book reviews but here is my review on the book, 30 Reasons To Travel. I won this book here on Gather and they ask that I write a review on it.
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November 18, 2008 11:07 PM EST --
Barbie
c/o Mattel, Inc.
El Segundo, CA 90245
Santa Claus
North Pole, North Pole
December 23, 1996
Dear Santa:
Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every . . .
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December 06, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
Yeah they call me the instant win queen. I play them all the time. Ever once in a while I win one. I won a trip to California one time. All expenses paid.
Here are . . .
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December 06, 2008 11:23 AM EST --
Metamucil's Beautify Your Heart Instant win game.
Prizes
(10 winners) Nintendo Wii and a Wii Fit (ARV $500)
(100 winners) Gym bag, pair of wristbands and water bottle (ARV $36)
(50 winners) . . .
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